“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~
Paul FUCKING Mooney, ladies and gentlemen!
Ride em cowgirl…lmao!
Phantom Zone: The Perfect Marriage
wife: i love you so much honey
husband: i love you too baby…it’s a beautiful saturday morning and i don’t have to work today. We should go to the park and-
wife: get in the bed
(Sunday after church)
husband: that was a good long service
wife: yea, now…
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Feen for me…Addictive in every since of the word…Trust!